Some of you may have seen that Newgrounds did a limited sale on pastries that Tom and April Fulp made by hand. I decided to pick some up, and write up a review. After getting mine in the mail, I opened the box right up and had a turnover with some coffee. It was delicious! The strawberries were fresh and the turnover itself was very crisp and sweet. After about half an hour, my stomach started hurting and I felt a bit queezy. I then felt my anus puckering in and out as if satan himself was waiting at the gates of my asshole ready to unleash a fiery hell upon my pants. I ran to the bathroom casually trying to not catch too much attention from the workers at my office. My plans to be quiet were quickly foiled by a monstrous roaring that soared out my gaping rectum as hell and all below came flying out staining the toilet and the walls around me with a deathly stench. I was in the restroom for five hours before I could even stop the flow of asswater enough to wipe. 

Never again, Tom. Never. Ever. Again.